Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
