it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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