Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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