Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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