No awkward lesbian experiences without me
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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