I can text with my tongue
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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