Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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