he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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