I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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