You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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