The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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