At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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