do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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