Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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