I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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