people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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