In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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