But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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