I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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