And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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