i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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