The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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