i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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