whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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