oh god the rape fog is back!
Non-Jews are for practice
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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