good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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