I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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