Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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