Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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