Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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