I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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