Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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