Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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