I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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