she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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