I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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