singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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