susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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