we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm sobbing to NWA
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