you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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