I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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