A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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