I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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