Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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