taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Those nachos came to me in a dream
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.