I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night