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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora

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  Please tell me how you discovered this.

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  I was looking in the mirror snooping around

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass

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• (510): View more from California

  well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours

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• (619): View more from California

  The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.

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• (619): View more from California

  I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night

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