I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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