you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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