brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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