you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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