my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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