HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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