When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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