C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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