so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
