Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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