ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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