yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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