he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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