Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just google imaged poop.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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